O.T. NETDUMMY HUMOR

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From: Ian C. Purdie VK2TIP (ianpurdie@integritynet.com.au)
Date: Tue Jul 27 1999 - 18:15:46 EDT


NETDUMMY HUMOUR

If Microsoft Built Cars...

- Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable,
  five times as fast, twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five

  percent of the roads.

- You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you
  bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But, then you would have to buy more seats.

- Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their
  cars, which would make their cars run much slower.

- The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a
  single "general car default" warning light.

73's

Ian Purdie
VK2TIP "I'll give you the TIP mate"
Budgewoi N.S.W. Australia
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