In a message dated 97-02-16 19:06:42 EST, W.Kimura@valley.net ("W. Kimura".)
writes: "I look forward to peer review and validation of this exciting and
illuminating phenomonon."
And the dissertation review committee will be available before the defense so
that all those grad students wanting to suck up to the committee will be able
to do so.
By the way, goud splieling dose hlep wehn the comitteee is lookin gat what
wone caligue calls "the steaming pile." I gyess ilts jist pardof the
phenomenology of the scene.
Medication time... which remembers me that I had a neat talk today with a guy
in the psych department whose special field is "narrative psych," which means
I gotta find this guys office and bother the hell out of him for a while. He
might end up on my review committee some day.
"Can I get you some coffee? Open a window? Pay for the postage on your
recently rejected article? Lick your shoes? Sleep in an ashtray with two dead
cockroaches? So you're on my committee, eh? How about if I polish your shoes
with my tongue, clean the desk with my own toothbrush and buy you a big steak
across the street at the fancy restaurant? Oh, vegetarian, eh? Well, how
about if I just hang myself by my thumbs and get this over with so I can go
home and realize that all this education ain't gonna get me one cent closer
to solvent. Oh, yes, you're right. I should drink some solvent. Like Horacio
Quiroga's wife, eh? Yes, I'll be glad to translate your dissertation into
Hungarian and Welsh. And send it around to academic publishers. For free
even, ok?" (Sounds of sniveling and boot licking...)
73
Nils
WB8IJN
.... I don't understand this crap. It's like that ol' Martin Mull song, "Licks
off of records that I've heard..."
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